BUMPING UGLIES CHECKING INTO A WOMB AT PARADISE MOTEL (в следующем издании мы заменим название мотеля на имя сети спонсора, product placement обязывает) DISOBEYING THE POPE DOING THE NASTY EVICTING THE TESTICULAR SQUATTERS GETTING POUNDED WITH A LOVE TRUNCHEON GETTING SOME STINKY ON YOUR HANG-DOWN GIVING HER A LITTLEPICKLE TICKLE HIDING THE SALAMI HITTING A HOME RUN LETTING THE EEL SWIM UPSTREAM MEETING THE STAFF POLISH TORPEDO RIDING THE BALONEY PONY SENDING IN THE PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR SENDING THE LITTLE SAILOR TO SEA SHARPENING THE PENCIL SINKING IN THE PINK SKINNY DIPPING IN THE LOVE PONDА ВОТ НОВЫЕ ЗАБАВНЫЕ ФОРМЫ